Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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