did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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