Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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