4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Where is the hickey?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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