I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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