dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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