So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
one might say we're banned from that church
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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