you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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