please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Houston, we have a squirter
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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