More tranny stories later!
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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