He is such a slut. More and more my type.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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