Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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