Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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