I'm going to jail i love you
What a fucking waste of an outfit
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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