True but thats because hes a fetus.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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