just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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