this beer tastes like vomit already
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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