Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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