Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize