do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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