He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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