We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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