don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
