we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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