They should really pass out barf bags in church
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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