whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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