I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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