Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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