I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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