Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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