Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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