Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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