brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
She made me pour olive oil on her.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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