This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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