We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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