i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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