why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I have fence marks all over my body
i think we sleep fucked last night...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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