I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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