I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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