problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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