He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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