You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm like, not good at living.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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