um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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