My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
my shit smells like andre
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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