no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Randomize
