its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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