I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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