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(310): View more from California

tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe

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(860): View more from Connecticut

my vagina's been through so much this weekend

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you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?

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(314): View more from Missouri

just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle

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(269): View more from Michigan

I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals

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(217): View more from Illinois

I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?

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(607): View more from New York

You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.

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(512): View more from Texas

falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.

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