sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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