i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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