My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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