Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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