god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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