we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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