Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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