It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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