I smell stomach acid.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i dont even know how to be here
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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