It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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